April has been declared National Humor Month. And, just in time, I received an email from a friend with some really good chuckles. Since I love a good laugh and know that humor is essential for surviving a retirement marriage, I want to share some thoughts you might enjoy. Wishing you great laughs that you will want to share with your friends and neighbors–maybe even with your kids.

REVENGE

“Cash, Check or Charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a TV remote control in her purse.

“Do you always carry your TV Remote?” I asked.

“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”

The real humor in this is that she wanted him to come shopping with her!

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REALITY

Women who have a little extra weight on them tend to live longer than the men who mention it.

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More Reality

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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Surprise

While volunteering at a soup kitchen, I hit it off with a very attractive single man. It was a relief, since my mother and I always laughed 
because the men to whom I was drawn were inevitably married. So, optimistic about my chances, I asked my new friend what he did for a 
living. He replied, “I’m a priest.”

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A Spin on Reality

My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage.  I take that as a compliment.

Your Turn

Most of us have to admit that when we find humor in relationships, we laugh and feel better. So why not find as many reasons as we can to laugh. Now it’s your turn to share your favorite relationship joke. What do you and your partner find humorous?  Remember this is a “family” website–keep it clean, but real!

Humor truly is the best thing for a happy relationship.  Please share the wealth.  Share your comments or jokes below and post this on Facebook. We all could use a bit of humor.

 

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